Fight Review: HA!!!

The Battle: Morales vs. Pacquiao 2

Las Vegas
January 21, 2006

"Pacquiao cannot win. It's impossible." says Morales camp to Philippine Daily Inquirer

"He's around a 5 out of 10. He can hit hard, but anyone can take those hits." says Erik Morales, after being asked how Manny Pacquiao is as a fighter.

Downed twice at round 10 for the win

"Well kiss my Filipino ass."

RATING: 10 out of 10

"Hoo-ah!" -Lt. Col. Frank Slade (Al Pacino), The Scent of a Woman

Film Review: The Lion, the Witch, and the CLOSET

Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)

Starring:

Tilda Swilton as Jadis, the White Witch
Liam Neeson as the voice of Aslan (1993 Best Actor Nominee in Schindler's List)
Georgie Henley as Lucy Pevensie
Skandar Kaynes as Edmund Pevensie
William Mosley as Peter Pevensie
Anna Popplewell as Susan Pevensie

Directed by:

Andrew Adamson

If they call their closets wardrobes, then what do they call their wardrobes? Hmm...

The film started off in a completely different mood for one who expects all the fantasy and fiction to immediately burst out. The children are sent off to the country side due to the war and live in a huge, vintage (well, maybe not at that time) mansion occupied by a mysterious professor and a typical grouchy housekeeper. I haven't read the books, so I don't know if this is accurate. But, nonetheless, I'm inclined to believe it was a good move to create a foundation of logic rather then start with the fireworks.

Then, that magic begins. The four children find themselves stumbling into a huge CLOSET and another world, beautiful with glistening snow from toe to horizon and mysterious as the tall, suspicious trees that initially surround them.

As they search this new world for inhabitants, they are struck with disbelief when they meet mythological creatures (satyrs, dwarves, centaurs, and more ) and talking animals from mice to lions. (or in this case, lion minus the "s") I find the touch of casting famous british actors to do the animals' voices quite fascinating as it fit the characters' personalities perfectly; from the sly Rupert Everett as the fox to the intimidating Liam Neeson as Aslan the lion king.

From there, the adventure begins and takes our four heroes and heroines with the audience to different depths of suspense, drama and action. Viewers will actually feel like siding with the heroic lion and despise the wicked witch. (Hands down to Swilton for a fantastic job. You are now somwhere in the line of the women I fear close to my Lola and *Sadako.)

*Sadako is Samari's equivalent in the Japanese (and original) version of The Ring that changed the way I look at Asian women forever and ever until the end of time. I still shudder at the mere mention of that freaky bitch...

From the time the movie was introduced to its rattling trailers until its credits, viewers will get everything they expected: the epic battles, the waves of spell and magic and, most importantly, the introducing of the land that is Narnia, which I believe is the core purpose of the film. The point of the film, besides its fantastic storyline, is to tell the viewers that, if they believe enough, there is a Narnia and this is all the glory you'll get once you find it.

To children, this would have been orgasmic (as inappropriate as this sounds) because of the effects, creatures and imagination. To adults, and I believe I speak for quite a few, this brought back the feeling of being like a child again; to be put in a world where the adult mind scoffs but the young mind sighs and gasps. And that, no matter how often it happens through other films, books and even video games, is still worth the feeling.

I invite everyone to Narnia and take the adventure of a lifetime, even for only 3 hours of your life. You won't regret it.

RATING: 8 out of 10

"CR mo and mundo!*" Alkohol, Ely Buendia of the Eraserheads

*roughly translates to "The world is your toilet"

Book Review: To believe or not to believe...

The Da Vinci Code

Written by:
Dan Brown

After reading this novel twice, once when it came out just to see what the fuss was all about and the other to imagine the cinematography of the upcoming movie (one of my proud habits), I realized that Dan Brown is a modern-day Houdini (if Houdini wrote that is), not in terms of escaping near-death experiences, but in terms of creating a very good illusion for his audience.

First and foremost, let's get one thing straight: This novel is fictional. It is fiction based on facts, no more, no less. With that absolutely and perfectly clear, let's move on.

Dan Brown's style of deception is quite fascinating, I'll say. If you pay attention to his method of narrating, you'll immediately detect his cunning tactic of making people believe that his story is true. This pattern is consistent all through the book: He mentions something fictional, he then surrounds it with facts, then viola!, the fiction becomes fact. Here's an example:

He mentions the location of a precious keystone that an ancient brotherhood is hiding. After doing so, he surrounds this location with historical facts(mind you, some of it is also made up): how the place was built, when it was built, who built it, which monarch funded its construction, which significant historical figure graced the construction and so on and so forth. Or let's say he mentions a significant painting and points out symbols that mean something. He then surrounds these symbols with more history and meanings and the pages go on. SO, instead of focusing on the fiction, the reader gets so enticed with learning the truth and facts, he is then fooled into believing that the foundation is actually true. Surrounding fiction with facts. Brilliant!

So that would pretty much untangle any confusion brought about by this intriguing novel: It's a story, no more no less. Opus Dei is not the new cult of Jesus, Mary Magdalene's involvement is still questionable to this day, and, yes, albinos bleed too. I hope that is, as Tom Cruise said, crystal clear.

But this doesn't take the thrill out of this amazing novel. Dan Brown constructs an adventure surrounded with excitement, drama, secrecy, and betrayal. His short-chapter-what's-gonna-happen-next method of writing makes the reader not want to put the book down. You can actually breeze through the book in a day without getting bored or tired.

I would recommend reading the book before the movie comes out. I believe the movie was constructed under the assumption that majority of its audience have read the novel, much like the Harry Potter series. In any case, you really have nothing to lose. The book, in my opinion, is completely worth it.

In the end, you ask yourself, if this is possible, then what other secrets could the world still be keeping?

RATING: 8 out of 10

"Too many secrets..." The Riddler, Batman Forever