Every Christmas season, ABS-CBN (apparently the company that gives a little too much benefits to its employees) hands out a Purefoods Holiday Ham to all its workers. What better benefit is there than to bring home a HAM to the dinner table and say: "I earned that!"
In Tom's enthusiasm, we have been talking about this in advance as he waits for his genuine, fat, sweet HAM package to be sitting on his desk, ready and waiting to be taken home.
Lo and behold, yesterday was the day it finally arrived and we exchange our thoughts via messenger as documented below:
barborifico: Chong! Makukuha ko na yung HAM ko!
(Bro/Dude! I'm gonna get my HAM today!)
pilato10: The best!
barborifico: HAM = destiny
pilato10: HAM = freedom
pilato10: They may take our lives, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR HAM!!!
barborifico: hahahahahaha!
barborifico: Do you know what's across that shore? HAM!!! Take it! IT'S YOURS!!!!
pilato10: hahahahhahaha!!!
pilato10: MAXIMUS: Are you not HAMMED????
barborifico: hahahahahaahaha!!!
pilato10: SHIHIRU-CHIYANA-SIHIYO-WAKANURA-HAM!!!! - The Last Samurai
barborifico: hahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!
pilato10: bwaahahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
It's amazing what the toxic work can do to your comedy standards...
Good times, Tom!
"How do you write about women so well?" asked THE fan.
"I think of a man. Then I take out reason and accountability." said THE Melvin Udall
- Jack Nicholson, As Good as it Gets
Monday, December 18, 2006
Monday, December 04, 2006
Back after nearly a year...
What a comeback!
I'm sorry... I really just have to share this.
A good friend staying in Irvine who chose to remain anonymous had a movie-moment the other day and just had to share it with me. I, in turn, would like to share it as well. ("A" for impact.)
Typical TV commercial / Movie scene: My friend walks in the public laundry and does what people do there. He sits and waits as his clothes spin about...
Hot black girl walks in, (I'd like to emphasize: HOT) brings her laundry, puts it all in the wash, takes off her clothes, leaves her panties and a tank top on (Yes gentlemen, no bra) and sits and waits with my friend.
My friend palpitates, probably creating a hole in his sock as he scrapes his toes on the sole of his shoes during the awkward moment. He breathes and waits as his peripheral vision does him all but well. Then, he finally looks at the camera, and just smiles.
End of scene.
(Bravo to the amazing story, my friend!)
RATING: 8 out of 10
"The goddamn pen is blue!" - Fletcher Reed, Liar, Liar
I'm sorry... I really just have to share this.
A good friend staying in Irvine who chose to remain anonymous had a movie-moment the other day and just had to share it with me. I, in turn, would like to share it as well. ("A" for impact.)
Typical TV commercial / Movie scene: My friend walks in the public laundry and does what people do there. He sits and waits as his clothes spin about...
Hot black girl walks in, (I'd like to emphasize: HOT) brings her laundry, puts it all in the wash, takes off her clothes, leaves her panties and a tank top on (Yes gentlemen, no bra) and sits and waits with my friend.
My friend palpitates, probably creating a hole in his sock as he scrapes his toes on the sole of his shoes during the awkward moment. He breathes and waits as his peripheral vision does him all but well. Then, he finally looks at the camera, and just smiles.
End of scene.
(Bravo to the amazing story, my friend!)
RATING: 8 out of 10
"The goddamn pen is blue!" - Fletcher Reed, Liar, Liar
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