Every Christmas season, ABS-CBN (apparently the company that gives a little too much benefits to its employees) hands out a Purefoods Holiday Ham to all its workers. What better benefit is there than to bring home a HAM to the dinner table and say: "I earned that!"
In Tom's enthusiasm, we have been talking about this in advance as he waits for his genuine, fat, sweet HAM package to be sitting on his desk, ready and waiting to be taken home.
Lo and behold, yesterday was the day it finally arrived and we exchange our thoughts via messenger as documented below:
barborifico: Chong! Makukuha ko na yung HAM ko!
(Bro/Dude! I'm gonna get my HAM today!)
pilato10: The best!
barborifico: HAM = destiny
pilato10: HAM = freedom
pilato10: They may take our lives, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR HAM!!!
barborifico: hahahahahaha!
barborifico: Do you know what's across that shore? HAM!!! Take it! IT'S YOURS!!!!
pilato10: hahahahhahaha!!!
pilato10: MAXIMUS: Are you not HAMMED????
barborifico: hahahahahaahaha!!!
pilato10: SHIHIRU-CHIYANA-SIHIYO-WAKANURA-HAM!!!! - The Last Samurai
barborifico: hahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!
pilato10: bwaahahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
It's amazing what the toxic work can do to your comedy standards...
Good times, Tom!
"How do you write about women so well?" asked THE fan.
"I think of a man. Then I take out reason and accountability." said THE Melvin Udall
- Jack Nicholson, As Good as it Gets
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